Video archive of Best and Obscure old Ukrainian TV commercials

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It's the place, where I store The best and The crazyest old Ukrainian TV commercials from 1991 till 2010

Here are digitized clips of forgotten Ukrainian advertising TV clips from the 90s and 2000s. Each entry: title, video, short description, transcript under the spoiler and a Leave a comment button. English subtitles are present in each video! Enjoy!!!

Roshen

Food Sweets Year: 2002, 2010 Brand: "Roshen" - Still Active

First Video - "Im Going Home"

First Video here - shows One of the most famous ads fot one of the most famous Ukrainian brands

Interestingly, the Roshen company is owned by Petro Poroshenko, who became the president of Ukraine after the Maidan revolution in 2014. And the song is performed by Vakarchuk, the soloist of the Okean Elzy mysic band, who also spent a long time in the liberal branch of Ukrainian politics.

An atmospheric 2002 commercial from the BATES Ukraine agency. Two trucks are driving along Ukrainian roads, and when their paths cross, one driver hands the other a cassette with a “good song about life.” Although Roshen paid for the ad, it seems like it was more of a promo for “Elza’s Ocean” than sweets. This Ad remaign in the history as the most heart-warming and often watched still, suring the war, as the song lines "Im going home" resonate with people who was forced to leave their homes.

Second Video - Big troubles for Roshen

In ~2010, Roshen got into BIG trouble, including the Russel Simins - Comfortable place song onto their ad.

The video itself is nothing special. But whoever produced it didn't know English, and, as you can hear there - Because of this, we got a "cosy" chocolate ad, with a song promoting physical abuse in the relationship (well, or BDSM)

Eather way - we got some Really Dark Chocolate if you ask me, lol

Third Video - Valera Approves

In this ad... well... Valera aproves the taste of Roshen waffels. No more, no less.

📜 Transcript [1]

First Video

[Song]

[I see stones and flowers,]

[cities, train stations,]

[sun, and snow all around me.]

[I will wait; I will want]

[to see them again and again.]

[I go home, to my home to meet you]

[where the eyes are familiar]

[and always friendly...] Hey, Petrovish

What kind of music?

The song is good,

it's about life, listen to it.

Ukraine — from edge to edge.

Ukrainians — from heart to heart.

Roshen is a sweet sign of quality.

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Second Video

[Song]

[Gotta girl so fine. Loves me all the time. Pull her hair slap her face. It's alright. She just wants. Chorus: To be disgraced]

Roshen - Real chocolate

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Third Video

These are new Roshen waffles

with the real nuts.

Cool thing!

New Roshen waffles.

Valery says: "Cool thing"

Chumack - Mayonnaise

Food Year: ±1996 Brand: "Chumack" - Still Active

The video shows a scene from a Ukrainian village, and has a humorous-sexual overtone - because censorship on TV has not yet been "invented". One by one, the men run to the house of a woman who has MAYONNAISE.

Chumak PJSC is a Ukrainian company that produces tomato paste, cold sauces (ketchup, mayonnaise), and seasonal preserves. Headquartered in Kakhovka, Kherson Oblast, the company was founded in Ukraine in 1993 by two Swedish entrepreneurs.

Chumak ketchup was the first Ukrainian ketchup to quickly capture the market. However, the company was unable to maintain its leadership. Currently, Chumak accounts for only 25% of the ketchup market, two and a half times less than the leader, Torchin.

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Wow, Parasya!

What's Kateryna doing?

Those men fly to her house like bees to honey

maybe she made a love potion

It's not a potion, it's mayonnaise.

Here, I asked for some

Try it too. I'm gonna go test it on my husband

God, what's gooin on? She too?

Ah? Mykola, Where do you think you going?

Damn, what did she said?

Mayo..... nnaise?

Delitious! [Torchin Pdouct]

5 Drops - Vodka

Alcoholic Drink Year: ±2002 Brand: "5 Krapel" - Obscure?

Obscure vodka brand “5 Drops (5 kapel)”...

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Mobilich - Mobile Operator

Mobile Operator Year: 2007-2009 Brand: "Mobilich" - Obscure

"Mobilych" was an obscure sub-brand...

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Tide - Washing Powder

Household Goods Year: 1994+ (2000, 2001) Brand: "Tide" - Still Active

Tide is an American brand of laundry detergent...

First Video

Of all the videos in this collection...

Second and Third Video

Later, Tide got a very interesting mascot...

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DJuice - Mobile Operator

Mobile Operator Year: 2004-2007 Brand: "DJuice" - Obscure

First Video - Christmas special

Kyivstar closed the Djuice brand...

Second Video - breakup

Overall - Djuice, as a brand aimed at young people...

Third Video - birthday

Dude swims to the center of a giant lake...

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